Clockwise, from middle left:

“It’s his score on the narcissist scale.”

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“More like the obnoxious scale.”

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“I think it’s what he paid for it.”

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“Oh my God – that jacket…”

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(To herself): “I helped him stud it, but now I’m not so sure I should tell anyone.”

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“I know he can’t count that high, because he still owes me about that much.”

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“It’s definitely not his I.Q.”

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–Danny Grosso