Left to right:

“J.J.! Are you kidding me? You know I only drink top shelf at this joint!”

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“I’m telling you, this is the stuff! Boss man’s old football buddy bottles it just for us.”

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“J.J my boy, when you are done arguing with my sister here, would you set me up please?”

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“You know I adore you sweetie, but you’re starting to make me feel a little crowded…”

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Silently, to himself, “Uh oh…”

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“You think…”

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“Yes, she’s definitely ditching him.”

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“Poor guy.” Silently, to himself: “Am I gonna be her only boyfriend now?”

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“…aaaand then he drinks the champagne out of her shoe – right here at the bar- and hands the shoe back to her, and then he leaves! Just like that!”

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“Oh my god! Only our guy Smiley!” They broke the mold!”

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Silently, to himself: “This crowd is right out of some screwball artist’s wild imagination.”

–Danny Grosso